About Us

We is me. Don't be fooled by the elegant wording and slick segues, there's just one guy running this site. Don't be shocked, it's not that big a deal. Anyone can do this kind of thing, and I'm just glad to have a voice out here.

What do I like?

Oh, the usual. Freedom. Money. Philosophy. Beauty. Brown paper packages tied up with string, nothing too deviant.

What do I care about?

Presentation is everything. Consistancy in manners and demeanor is the most effective way to do well with people.

How am I so gosh darn funny all the time with no misses?

Well dear reader, this is where I have to hand it to you. The reason I'm so great on paper is because you have excellent taste. No one is perfect, so if I'm just that good it can't be me all by myself. This is a team effort, so give yourself some credit. I'm tipping my hat to you.